The Hoity Toit, is THE place be..
Ok, so here's the scoop. From the first 5 min. Being in the toit, I felt like I had been a regular there for the past 30 yrs.. Everyone in there is down home folks. Paul (shaggy), David, Fran, Ashley, & Tina, are all hella wait staff. Ya better take care of em! Its become my second, I mean first home since back N.B.. After the first visit, they have had my drink ready before I get bellied up to the bar, now that's some personalized svc. Try gettin that anywhere else. See ya there.
Relaxed, Friendly, No BullSh*t.
I would recommend searching for "Hoity Toit Texas" on: maps.google (doesn't allow links, sorry) and then read the review I wrote.
A chill bar with high quality cooooold cheap beer and everything is quality from pool tables to TV to the stuff on the walls. Fran is the owner and her two college aged children are very involved bar tenders.
Customers are great. Easy to make friends. Have manners because this family only tolerates grown-up attitudes.
Greetings from the Spawn of Boffo de Lakadeux.
I have yet to go here but my daddy was awful friendly with the proprietor, Texas Fran. As legend has it, he was greatly responsible for the artifacts at the Hoity Toit. Haven't met Fran but if she's okay in my book if daddy liked her! If you do visit be sure to tell Texas Fran that Boffo de lakadeux' kids say howdy.
Down the street from Schlitterbaun Water Park, NB.
Newbraunfels is best known for it's annual 'willkomen' octoberfest, and also for one of TX's most famous waterparks, who would have know that this small, discreet, home-town tavern, errr, I mean beer joint, would become famous someday. Famous in so many ways that comes complete with an unusual collection of bar-keepsakes. If you're in town, check it out, both locals and out-of-towners enjoy the cool air conditioning and friendly atmosphere...