Dick's Last Resort

(210) 787-2494

406 Navarro
San Antonio, TX 78205 29.425 -98.4896

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Dick's Last Resort

Dick's Last Resort

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Dick's Last Resort

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The massive appeal of Dick's is hard to put your finger on. We don't know if it's the wacky tacky decor, the sometimes sassy service, or the bountiful buckets of fabulous food. We do know the food's hot, the beer's cold and if the music's too loud you're too old. That's right, we're Dick's where it's fun for all, all in fun for all that dare to enter. Check out our Party Pkgs-like the Bachelorette Party - For only $16.99 per person, your choice of 1/2 lb. Drunken Peel 'n Eat Shrimp, 1/2 Honey Roasted or BBQ Chicky, 1/2 Slab BBQ Pork Ribs, Chicky Caesar Salad, Roadhouse Chicky Salad, Mae…

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The Editor

Joshua Hinsdale

Citysearch

In Short – This lively restaurant and bar is always festive and fun. Bartenders and waitstaff add to the experience with their flair for entertaining service, while the menu of nachos, burgers, chicken sandwiches, fresh salads, barbecue and desserts satisfies a wide range of diners. The clientele is varied, televisions are plentiful and the beer selection is excellent. There's even a menu of specialty cocktails, which can help to keep the party going.

1 Star Rating: Poor

06/11/09

NY'ers & other Tourist STAY AWAY FROM D*CKS

by BewareOfDicks at Citysearch

Here's the truth about d*ck's.

I went to Texas to see my brother who is in the air force. D*ck's was a couple of blocks away from our hotel, so we decided to have lunch at d*ck's.

We were seated,greeted by our waiter,and that's when the drama began. The waiter threw each menu at us (we were a party of 6). We couldn't believe it, we didn't know the reputation of d*ck's...we were surprised but thought it was funny. The waiter told us not to take it personal because "that how d*ck's manage it's restaurant". Okay...so we looked over the menu. I had a question about one of the meals, the waiter looked at me like I had two heads, walked away and never answered my question. Okay...so we ordered anyway. The server brought us our drinks. We asked for straws. He never brought it to us. So my father asked a second time and the waiter said "straws are for gay men" we didn't find his comment funny at all.. He walked away, and I was uptight that he had made such a thoughtless comment. So I called him over and asked for straws again. He walked away and brought us back coffee straws (the little red stir straws). Hahaha, funny but I told him we really wanted regular straws. So believe it or not, the waiter came back with about 50 straws and threw it at us. It struck my brother and myself in the face. I was so mad, I got up and screamed at him, and asked him, how is throwing straws in someone's face funny. And he said, I always throw things. So I said how would you like it if I threw something at you. He didn't say a word, I'm guessing he was in shock that I was so upset – see, he's used to treating people this way and he's never reprimanded for it. So we left without paying and went to saltgrass, (couple of blocks away) where the server's were polite, and the food was amazing.

If you like to be degraded or if you think being disrespected is funny, then this is the place for you. I have a sense of humor, but his actions were not funny at all. I’m from New York, and in New York we don’t take being disrespected lightly. D*ck’s better watch it, because they are going to do that to the wrong person – and guaranteed the waiters will think twice of being rude.

D*ck's gave us a horrible experience - but it's okay, because there are so many other great restaurant's along the riverwalk.

  • Pros: found another side of myself - my temper
  • Cons: waiters - service (waiter's are really D*cks)
5 Star Rating: Highly Recommended

05/29/09

Good Times

by SVCat at Citysearch

Three of us went out this past Tuesday, May 26th 2009. Francis, our waiter was funny as hell. These guys are quick and will be ready to verbally assualt you with the most minor of things. Hint: If you aren't quick on your heels, you'll miss a lot of the jokes. Loved the place, the atmosphere, the food. Loved every minute of it....just beware, if you get offended easily then this isn't the place for you. You must have thick skin...then again, I was talking trash right back to them so I am sure I got an extre dose of their medicine.

  • Pros: Lot's of laughter
  • Cons: None
1 Star Rating: Poor

04/25/09

Don't go to D's

by Hawkfan at Citysearch

D's was to be a highlight of our trip! On Thursday night, (they weren't that busy). It took a half hour to get a beer. On Friday night when we went for dinner, they refused to serve us when we engaged them in the rudeness I understood them to be famous for. The food is expensive and doesn't look that good! There are lots of options on the Riverwalk, don't make D's one of them!

  • Pros: None
  • Cons: Poor Service

The Details on Dick's Last Resort

Category:

Restaurants, Barbecue Restaurants

Payment Methods:

American Express, Travelers Check, Debit Card, Gift Certificate, Diners Club, Visa, Discover, MasterCard

Restaurant Special Features:

Local Favorite, Late Night Dining, Lunch Spot, People Watching, Group Dining, Bar Scene

Cuisine:

Hamburgers, Traditional American

Bar & Club Special Features:

Live Music

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Message from Dick's Last Resort

  • Check Out Our Party Pkgs
  • Live Music Every Night-No Cvr
  • Good time with Good people

The massive appeal of Dick's is hard to put your finger on. We don't know if it's the wacky tacky decor, the sometimes sassy service, or the bountiful buckets of fabulous food.

We do know the food's hot, the beer's cold and if the music's too loud you're too old. That's right, we're Dick's where it's fun for all, all in fun for all that dare to enter.

Check out our Party Pkgs-like the Bachelorette Party - For only $16.99 per person, your choice of 1/2 lb. Drunken Peel 'n Eat Shrimp, 1/2 Honey Roasted or BBQ Chicky, 1/2 Slab BBQ Pork Ribs, Chicky Caesar Salad, Roadhouse Chicky Salad, Mae West (2 lg. Chicky Breast).

At no extra charge for the bride: special cake, Real Women Love Dick's T-Shirt, special "BJ" shot, I Love Dick's Bumper Sticker, Kodak single use camera.

Come to Dick's today.

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