Dick's Last Resort

11/07/11

"you need a sense of humor to dine here.'

by fidah879 at Citysearch

As what the manager told me. The staff is WAY beyond rude but use the environment to be racist. They used foul language telling that we were 'full of s***,' and 'heres your order dumb mexicans,'' 'you need to get in the back and wash dishes dirty mexicans.' I told the manager and he said' you need a sense of humor to dine here.' Needless to say we didn't tip, in fact we just got up and left the food. I love how they waved goodbye to the 'wetbacks.' Yes, as we left they called us that as we left.

08/08/11

Not so great

by LindseyLanaa at Citysearch

I understand the whole concept of being a "dick" at Dicks last resort but they took it to a whole other level with sexual harassment. We had minors with us and they totally told the girls to "come back with less clothes on". So this may be ok for an adult but not ok for kids. DO NOT take children there. The food wasn't that great either nd the bar service was bad.

06/30/11

No Morals..

by Im honest about food R U at Citysearch

The food is Ok but the employees are very disrespectful. Just a bunch college brats that need a job and don't care about quality of service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

02/24/10

Didn't fulfill expectations

by someguy3380 at Citysearch

I went with my girlfriend, who had been to the Dick's in Vegas and told me all about how fun it is, so we were looking forward to taking all the abuse they could throw at us. Unfortunately, our waitress decided that she would insult everyone in the restaurant BUT us. We couldn't understand why we were treated so politely at a rudeness-themed restaurant. We didn't go there for the food, which was oversalted and overpriced. We went there for the unique experience of being humorously trashed by the server, and they didn't deliver. We even tried to provoke her by stalling while ordering and being indecisive. She actually said, "Just take your time," in a genuinely pleasant voice. Then the tipping situation was sort of a catch-22, because we couldn't tip low for "good" service, even though we didn't get the bad service we paid for. Bottom line, the service needs to be consistent in order to meet expectations, because they can't get by on just their lousy food.

• Pros: good beer selection
• Cons: sub-par, overpriced food

06/11/09

NY'ers & other Tourist STAY AWAY FROM D*CKS

by BewareOfDicks at Citysearch

Here's the truth about d*ck's.

I went to Texas to see my brother who is in the air force. D*ck's was a couple of blocks away from our hotel, so we decided to have lunch at d*ck's.

We were seated,greeted by our waiter,and that's when the drama began. The waiter threw each menu at us (we were a party of 6). We couldn't believe it, we didn't know the reputation of d*ck's...we were surprised but thought it was funny. The waiter told us not to take it personal because "that how d*ck's manage it's restaurant". Okay...so we looked over the menu. I had a question about one of the meals, the waiter looked at me like I had two heads, walked away and never answered my question. Okay...so we ordered anyway. The server brought us our drinks. We asked for straws. He never brought it to us. So my father asked a second time and the waiter said "straws are for gay men" we didn't find his comment funny at all.. He walked away, and I was uptight that he had made such a thoughtless comment. So I called him over and asked for straws again. He walked away and brought us back coffee straws (the little red stir straws). Hahaha, funny but I told him we really wanted regular straws. So believe it or not, the waiter came back with about 50 straws and threw it at us. It struck my brother and myself in the face. I was so mad, I got up and screamed at him, and asked him, how is throwing straws in someone's face funny. And he said, I always throw things. So I said how would you like it if I threw something at you. He didn't say a word, I'm guessing he was in shock that I was so upset – see, he's used to treating people this way and he's never reprimanded for it. So we left without paying and went to saltgrass, (couple of blocks away) where the server's were polite, and the food was amazing.

If you like to be degraded or if you think being disrespected is funny, then this is the place for you. I have a sense of humor, but his actions were not funny at all. I’m from New York, and in New York we don’t take being disrespected lightly. D*ck’s better watch it, because they are going to do that to the wrong person – and guaranteed the waiters will think twice of being rude.

D*ck's gave us a horrible experience - but it's okay, because there are so many other great restaurant's along the riverwalk.

• Pros: found another side of myself - my temper
• Cons: waiters - service (waiter's are really D*cks)