Vast, flat, oversized patties overflowing with cheddar cheese are the stars at this San Antonio classic -- but I prefer the burger, so brown and salty, with just some american cheese. Whatever you get, you haven't been to SA without a visit.
Chris Madrd's Review. Excellent hamburgers. The Porky's (Bacon w/Cheddar) is the best. Don't come here if counting calories.
The place is filthy, the music is too loud.
If you have to eat outside you will have to compete
with flies to eat your burger.
We all like a greasy burger; but not to the point
were you have to wipe the grease running down
your hand every time you take a bite. Nor the kind
that makes the bun soggy after the first squeeze
(to the point that by the third bite your fingers are
touching the meat and the veggies directly.)
Speaking of soggy, by the time you get your fries
all you are going to have are little stick-sponges
of oil. This is the most overrated burger joint
in San Antonio.
All this nightmare will come to you, if you are able
Yes, the burger tastes OK.
GOD is the cook at Chris Madrids.
Since the place opened with the 2 tables then the cable spools outside and the umbrellas stuck in them that would blow away unless you were savvy enough to grab the pole and not knock over the Coronas when a strong gust of wind appeared out of nowhere, the BURGERS HAVEN'T CHANGED! Doesn't this make one suspsious that GOD is the short-order cook there? Chris has NEVER volenteered a tour. So what or who is he hiding back there?
Daniel Edward Cook
i ate the macho!. my parents were eating at chris madrid's the night i was born. i have been eating there my whole life, and it doesn't get any better than the macho cheddar cheesier. if you have a chris madrid's shirt, i promise you can wear it just about anywhere english is spoken, and someone will tell you that is where the best burgers are served.
10+++. Chris Madrid's has fantastic food. Everything I have ever tried has been delicious! The atmosphere is wonderful, too! It is a great place!
Can't Get Any Better. Chris Madrid's serves up the best hamburgers in San Antonio. You get it all here - quality and quantity with excellent & friendly service. The BEST, hands down!
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