Club Oasis

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PZamora

Joined 3 years ago

I love Club Oasis for its attemp to please everyone. The DJ typically has a video to accompany the music, he even plays oldies like: Motown, Barry White, lots of Tejano and Cumbias, some country, line dances, etc. The drinks are GREAT! My beer has been warm on occassion, but they are very courteous and will chill it for you while the serve you another colder brew. Love to go over and watch the games on their huge screen, sometimes will catch a game of darts or pool. Great hang out!! :D

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BonBon 17

Joined 2 years ago

Response to Tottally Dissapointed Dude. This totally disappointed dude is from 3 years ago apparently he has not been in the recent years. I have been visiting this place for 6 years now and loving every minute of it. I go on the weekends and dance the night away to a GREAT VARIETY of music that the DJ has to offer.

Not understanding the concept of him passing by several cars that ppl were making out in, why does that make it a LEZZ BAR? There is always security at the door and walking the lot.

He states he had to HURRIEDLY RUSH his wife in so she would not see this going on.... Has she never seen anything like this before? Does she know where babys come from?

About the LARGE folks, I am not onE, or at least I don't think so. But even LARGE PPL have a right to get out and have fun

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BeautyQueen2

Joined 5 years ago

TOTALLY DISSAPPOINTED DUDE. OKAY, SO I GOT INVITED TO GO HERE FOR MY SON'S BIRTHDAY FOR A DRINK. OTHER THAN THE LAWN PARKING CORRAL THAT I HAD TO MANEUVER THROUGH WITH MY WIFE'S CONVERTIBLE AMIDST SEVERAL PEOPLE IN THEIR CARS MAKING OUT AND WHAT NOT, I HURRIEDLY RUSHED MY WIFE INSIDE SO SHE DIDN'T THINK I WAS A PERV LOOKING IN THE STEAMING WINDOWS. OKAY SO WE GOT INSIDE, AND HAD TO MAKE A MAKE-SHIFT ARRANGEMENT OF TABLES. SO THAT WAS OKAY FOR ABOUT 30 SECONDS, BECAUSE LOOKING UP AT THE GIGANTIC 40 INCH pLASMA THE ENTIRE WNBA LINEUP WAS ON HD TV AND THE FINAL FOUR WAS ON THE SMALLER SET (GO FIGURE IS THIS A LEZZ BAR OR WHAT?) AS i WAS APPROACHED ONCE (I AM WHITE JUST SO YOU KNOW) I ORDERED A DRINK FOR MY WIFE AND MYSELF HOWEVER, THAT WAS FINE. WHAT WASN'T FINE WAS THE FACT THAT EVERY LARGE WOMAN ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF SAN ANTONIO WHO HAD ALSO MARRIED A LARGE MAN, KEPT HITTING ME AND SAYING. OOPS, SORRY, ETC. SOME OF THEM EVEN SAID IT WHILE GRINNING. I DON'T GET THIS PLACE. I WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE NICE, HELPING MY WIFE BE COMFORTABLE AND I FELT LIKE I WAS GONNA GIVE ONE OF THE CLIENTELE A SWIFT ROUNDHOUSE LIKE ON NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE, BREAK THE WRIST, WALK AWAY, BREAK THE WRIST, AND WALK AWAY TYPE. MEANWHILE I WAS BARELY CONVERSING WITH THE GROUP I WAS WITH AND THERE WERE ONLY TEJANO MUSIC BEING REQUESTED AND PLAYED. OKAY SO, EMILIO WAS BEING REQUESTED AND I CAN UNDERSTAND ALL THAT, BUT I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT AC/DC OR DEPECHE MODE. I MEAN, A LITTLE VARIETY IS NICE. BY THE END OF THE NIGHT WHICH ENDED EARLY I WOULD HAVE EVEN LIKED TO HAVE HEARD A BARRY MANILOW COCO CABANA REQUEST JUST SO I KNEW I WAS STILL IN AMERICA. THE ENVIRONMENT WAS JUST LIKE THE POTEET FLEA MARKET. I HAD THOUGHT TO MYSELF, IF I SAY HELLO , WILL I GET SHOT, LOOKED AT LIKE I AM IN THE WRONG COUNTRY, OR SOMEONE FLASH THEIR LONG BLADE IN MY DIRECTION. NEEDLESS TO SAY ANYMORE, I WAS EXPECTING AT LEAST MORE VARIETY OF PEOPLE TO LOOK AT AS I THINK I WAS THE ONLY WHITE PERSON WITHIN A 5 MILE RADIUS OF THIS DRINKING HOLE, ERR.STINKIN' HOLE.