14436 Old Bandera Rd,
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Menu for Shorty's Bar and Grill
Field of Greens
Bone-in or BonelessGet them sixes, in one of our original shorty's sauces. naked, BBQ, lemon pepper, teriyaki, medium heat, buffalo new yorker killer in
Super Nachosjump onto the Super Nacho for a ride like no other. A mountain of refried beans, taco meat, shredded cheese and topped off with shredded lettuce, diced ripe tomatoes, sour cream, Shorty’s special guacamole, and jalapenos to add that special tang.
Chips and SalsaA bowl of rich thick salsa surrounded by warm crisp tortilla chips. Enough Said!
Shorty's QuesoA blend of Cheese, Sausage and Spices served with crisp tortilla chips.
Onion RingsOnion rings dipped in an original batter and deep fried to a golden perfection.
Potato SkinsSkins filled with cheese, bacon, chives and spices baked to perfection. Served with sour cream.
Frito PieSome say it’s an appetizer and some say it’s a meal in itself. No matter which way you eat it you can be sure it will be delicious. Fritos piled high and topped with Shorty’s own homemade chili and shredded cheddar. Add onions and jalapenos at no extra charge.It’s Just Because!
Chili Cheese FriesHome fries washed and cut with skin and deep fried to a golden brown topped with shorty’s homemade chili.
Veggie PlateSliced carrots, celery, broccoli, and cauliflower accompanied by ranch dressing.
Field of Greens
House SaladFresh spring mix of lettuces, shredded carrots, cucumbers, black olives, red onions and grape tomatoes.
Bicicletta SaladFor the bicyclist that’s on the move, a layer of spinach topped with sliced strawberries, chopped pecans, and crumbled feta cheese, red onion and bacon bits with a drizzle of balsamic vinaigrette. Or just for anyone who loves an awesome spinach salad.
Tropical SaladPiled romaine lettuce, layered with diced tomatoes, diced red onion, mandarin orange slices, pineapple tidbits, mango, crunchy tortilla strips. Topped with your choice of marinated grilled chicken breast or shrimp. With a side of our sweet honey mustard dressing to drizzle as you wish.
Southwest SaladRomaine, black beans, corn, pico de gallo, crunchy tortilla strips and zesty southwest ranch dressing.
Asian SaladRomaine, shredded purple cabbage, shredded carrots, mandarin orange slices, sliced almonds, crunchy chow mien noodles and ginger soy dressing with a sprinkling of sesame seeds
Bowtie Pasta SaladAsparagus, grape tomatoes, fresh basil, tossed in lemon garlic herb vinaigrette dressing.
ChiliHomemade perfection! if you've ever liked chili, you'll love shorty's rich blend of beef, beans, tomatoes, and spices. served with a sweet southern cornbread muffin or saltine crackers.Options:
Katies FavoriteThick cuts of chicken, vegetables, barley and herbs. Slow-simmered for hours. Served with saltine crackers.Options:
Split PeaHomemade, simmered to perfectionOptions:
TurkeyOven smoked turkey thinly sliced and layered, with bacon, black olives, red onions, provolone, with special sauce.Options:
Roast BeefThinly sliced roast beef layered with Swiss cheese, black olives, sautéed onions and mushrooms, topped with a house vinaigrette.Options:
HamThinly sliced smoked ham, topped with roma tomatoes, provolone cheese, and pesto mayonnaise.Options:
BURGERS and FRIESOthers grill over a gas grill or on a griddle. not shorty’s! all of shorty’s burgers are grilled over smoldering hickory coals on an open pit and glazed with our original bar-b-que sauce and placed on a toasted hawaiian sweet bun, making it one of the most unique burger experiences anywhere. our burgers are 100% pure all american ground beef. we hand form and press the beef to ensure all the juices remain. not like the other guys who use a press, or pre-formed patties from the factory or even smash their burgers. other than the way we cook these huge guys you can build them the way you like with any of the following: choice of cheese – american, cheddar, or swiss. mushrooms, bacon, jalapenos, lettuce, tomato, red onion, dill or bread-n- butter pickle, mustard, miracle whip, catsup. it’s un-american to not have fries with a burger so we include thick cut home style fries, fried to golden perfection.Options:
WimpyA half pound of 100% pure all American beef. This burger is more than most can handle, but we hate having people leave hungry.Options:
Big Ass BurgerFor those with an appetite we stack two half pounders of 100% pure all American beef making this one big a$$ burger. this is for the men and women who want to be filled to the brim when they leave the table.Options:
Home RunMost call their imitations “sliders”. cute name! Shorty’s believes these 8, yes, count them. not your measly 6, but 8 little burgers with a big taste can only be described as a home run! same Hawaiian sweet buns just on a smaller size added to the greatest glazed hickory grilled burger in the world... most places give you a pickle, catsup, and sometimes onions... we however let you choose from the same toppings as our other burgers.Options:
Ribeye Steak10oz. rib eye Aged to perfection and grilled on over hickory.
Chicken Fried SteakBattered in our own original batter and deep fried to a golden perfection and covered with our southern gravy.
Baby Back Ribs
Full or Half RackWe serve our racks by the half. We don’t boil the ribs like some of our competitors. We marinade them overnight and then slow cook them and finish them on our hickory smoker. They are fall off the bone finger licking good.
BBQ SausageHalf a pound of pure beef sausage hickory smoked to perfection.
Grilled ChickenWe pound our chicken breasts, marinade overnight and then grill it on our indoor hickory grill leaving it the most tender breast you ever put into your mouth
GRILLED TILAPIA or CATFISHA blend of lemon and spices grilled over an open hickory flame.
Grilled ShrimpMarinated, skewered and grill over hickory.
Fried CatfishThree filets made Southern style with corn mill and spices fried to a golden brown.
Fried ShrimpA dozen large shrimp breaded with a corn mill mixture to a golden brown.
Home Style Fries
Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake
Cherry, Strawberry, Chocolsate, or CaramelThe famous creamy cheesecake with a graham cracker crust and sour cream topping.
Princess Pineapple CoconutYellow cake infused with rum, filled with pineapple and pineapple coconut mousse, cream cheese frosting decorated with pineapple.
Lil Red VelvetLayers of moist red velvet genoise with rich frais cream cheese plombage.
Tuxedo BombChocolate genoise, white milk and dark chocolate mousse, chocolate ganache coating.
BourbonBourbon Jim beam wild turkey crown royal jack Daniel’s
CocktailsAppletini amaretto sour bay breeze bloody mary black russian blue hawaiian cape cod colorado bulldog cosmo fuzzy navel greyhound irish coffee lemon drop martini long beach tea long island tea mai tai manhattan mexicantini mimosa mojito mudslide pina colada salty dog screwdriver sea breeze sex on the beach strawberry daquiri tequila sunrise vodka sour wiskey sour white russian
Paradise SunsetCaptain Morgan original spiced rum coconut rum pineapple juice splash of grenadine
The Spicy MojitoCaptain Morgan’s original spiced rum
Simple SyrupMint, lime, soda
Bottled BeerBluemoon bud bud light bud light lime coors light coors original corona dos xx
On DraftBud light dos xx lone star ziegen bock guiness landshark lone star mgd miller 64 sam adam's shiner bock ultra