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Most Recent Reviews
Date Item Rating & Review
10/17/2007 Clay Walker
Music Event
Below Average - With a name like "Clay Walker", you know what you're in for: A giant, walking, clay golem. Sorry friends, it's some goof in a cowboy hat singing stuff like "Jesus was a Country Boy". Hey! Golem impersonator! Jesus wasn't a ... more...
10/16/2007 Affordable Pet Care
Directory
Highly Recommended - I spilled chicken noodle soup on my table and cleaned it up with a towel. When I came back from the movies I discovered my dog had eaten the towel. No big deal, until 2 days later with it was ... more...
10/16/2007 Sea World San Antonio
Attraction
Below Average - One of my dreams has been to swim with the dolphins before I die. I got to do it here, but this security guy with a long hook-thing pulled me out. He made up some lie about the dolphins being ... more...
10/16/2007 Ruth's Chris Steak House
Restaurant
Below Average - I had been downtown and got a hotdog with sauerkraut from a vendor. It was delicious, and so naturally I had 4 more. Right after I downed the last one, I had a rumbly in tumbly (and colon). I popped ... more...
10/16/2007 Nightmare On Grayson
Directory
Highly Recommended - This place haunts me in my dreams. I know that librals are evil people that will force you to hand over your WHOLE CHECK to welfare queens, but this place lets you SEE them. Oh, mama, no. I'll never go ... more...
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About cloyceandgay
Gender: Male
Astrological sign:
Taurus
ZIP code: 78002
Location:
Atascosa
Interests:
Big hairy guys, the military, Rush Limbaugh, cows.
About me:
I hurt my back a while ago, so I can't do the chicken dance anymore.
Favorite things in my city:
I sure like McDonald's, it's one of the things that makes San Antonio so special. That and WalMart.

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